
After a long a terrifying journey through life's underworld, Malcimus Maximus resurfaces back on planet earth with a new found appreciation for life and the blessings that come one's way thru the course of one's path. On my trip back to reality, I listened to a cd that was randomly playing while I looked for a bit of sanity in today's earthly musings. Needless to say, I didn't know any of the songs being played. I could only reflect on the music that made me nod my head in enjoyment. Sadly, this is what is bugging me. What has my sober mind learned, you ask? Let's see:
Tupac is finally dead.
Boyz II Men have only three members now.
Guy isn't getting back together.
New Edition hate each other.
30 is the same old 30, that's why I'm so hot.
JohnLegend does liquor commercials.
Ice Cube does kiddie movies.
Mos Def would rather be a singer than a rapper.
Maxwell is gay.
Black Sheep are "one-album" wonders.
Common dances on Gap commercials.
Flava Flav is the king of reality television.
It feels good to be back! Pete Rock and CL Smooth are onstage drinking Cisco.