Malcimus Maximus has a passion about professional football that one cannot understand. He can remember getting his heart broken by the Minnesota Vikings when Randy Moss and Chris Carter didn't accomplish the goal of destroying John Elway in the Superbowl because they were cursed in the Championship game. He cried when Robert Smith retired when he still had a lot of yards left to gain. He revelled when his favorite player, Joey Browner, scared the crap out of a player; and either he made a hard hit, or took an interception. He thinks that Alan Paige is one of the greatest minds of all time. Ladies and gentlemen... I am a Minnesota Vilings fan. I have walked the turf of the Metrodome. I not only love the Vikes, but I love football.
Recently, Michael Vick has been indited on charges of fighting dogs in his cousin's Atlanta home which he purchased. Malcimus will be the first to sat that I am not a fan of any dogs. When I come around, they bark like they want to rip me to pieces. I have found more owners restraining their dogs around me than actually playing with their dogs and having a good time. Owners say that either the dog know that I don't like them or they realize that I love cats. My one interaction with a dog happened when I was a kid. For Christmas, my mom and dad bought me a red car that you peddle. I was 4 or 5 years old at the time and there was a ton of snow outside. Little Malcimus begged to ride in his "Penis" car and finally Mom complied. Out of no where, a German Sheppard came running toward the kid while displaying full speed with the intent to strike. Was "Little Malcimus" to run and live in fear of getting caught from behind by this monster? No. "Little Maximus" defended his car by kicking the German Sheppard right in the throat while it snapped at me. Luckily, the "boy wonder" screamed, "Not Today, Godammitt!" Malcimus threw snowballs until his backup (older family members arrived.
Max doesn't really like dogs but he feel terrible for the dogs that fight and are trained to kill for money and or your viewing enjoyment. Malcimus Maximus has seen dog fights when he was a kid and nothing hurts your heart more than having to see a dog get put down because it lost a fight to another dog, In the court of law in most cases, dogs are considered property and not beings. Hopefully, Michael Vick will learn the harsh lesson of being that "property" of the state of Atlanta.
Malcimis Maximus